Justi Show

Look at this banner right fucking here. It's in Korean and you can't understand shit. Well me neither, but I'll tell you what, this game is actually pretty goddamn decent. First of all, look at this damn website.

"Holy fucking shit", you're thinking, "This site fucking kicks ass, there's so much epicness going on I might die from a cardiac arrest". Well you're right, you might die, this website is bad ass. There's some fucking spiderman guy, that one machine gun boss from NAM-1975 (that game is fucking awesome) and look at that monsters freaking claws, it rules.

So you get to pick from 3 characters, a kid, a girl and a fucking badass. You can only change the hairstyle and hair color. All the characters have their own skills and they're all fighters as far as I know.

This guy is the fucking man

 This is a side-scrolling beat-em-up game kind of like Double Dragon. The graphics suck ass but it's pretty fun to beat shit up.

 There's a pretty decent amount of skills, and they aren't too flashy, just uppercuts, double jabs etc.

 

Look at these skills

The monsters in this game are really fucked up, look at this weird shit.

 

Inspector Gadget is in this game holy mother of god

 When you beat enough of these dumb shits, you gain CP (I know what you're thinking asshole) points, which if you fill up, you get to transform into a robot. You heard me right asshole, a fucking robot.

This game rocks, try and prove me otherwise dumbass

When you beat up some stupid flying robots, they drop weapons you can pick up and beat some gimp ass with.

Here's me about to kick some serious ass

Look at this smug ass suit, LOOK AT IT

 So, this game is actually pretty good. It would be nice if the combat was a little faster and more fluid. The graphics kind of suck ass too.

Here's a video of me kicking some shitty monster ass.

Pro's:

- Decent gameplay

- Decent amount of skills

- Inspector Gadget is in this game

- This guy

Cons:

- Shitty graphics

- Shitty monsters

- Combat is kinda slow

- Monsters stand up too slow after they fall down

- They could of made this a great game but the assholes didn't

Final Quest

This game is called Final Quest, sounds epic right? Look at that goddamn banner, so I guess this game is pretty freaking good aint it? Well you got it wrong, this game sucks ass. Here's a word of advice, never venture into the Korean MMO world by yourself. You will be deceived by nice looking logo's, pictures of awesome gameplay elements like puzzling and pirate NPC's but will be let down by shitty gameplay and you will uninstall that stupid fucking shit in 30 minutes after spending a good one and a half hours downloading and registering for it. This game is a perfect example.

When you enter their website, you will be greeted by puzzle pieces, how wonderful, I fucking love this game. Puzzles are great.

Look at these puzzle pieces damnit

  How nice, it's a sidescrolling game with puzzle elements! I'm always up for challenges since MMO's are too easy. This game looks pretty neat, I'll try and not be too harsh. I opened up the game, and it didn't take long for me to notice that this game probably sucks pretty bad. There's a warrior, mage and archer, why can't this fucking stupid developer not add anything cool like a summoner, bard or a goddamn pirate? Way to be generic, assholes. And holy damn, you can't even choose your gender AND HOLY FUCKING DAMN YOU CANT EVEN CUSTOMISE YOUR CHARACTER. So I have to pick this shitty female archer. Fuck. I fucking hate this game. So anyways, this is the first thing you see.

 

This game is fucking creepy too

  Alright, so I guess this game has some of the worst fucking art I've seen in any game. Oh well, who gives a shit about art, let's play the game.

Look at the graphics of this game holy fucking shit and you can fight monsters in this game oh my fucking god

These graphics look really shitty to my eye, it doesn't look that bad, but it looks like they tried to mix anime with real life and it turned out to be shit. The gameplay is really generic, you press d and it keeps repeating the same animation and the character lets out an 'URGH' every time she shoots out an arrow, what the shit is up with that? It's fucking annoying. As soon as I'm about to close this shit game, suddenly, this shit game surprises the fuck out of me. Look at this:

 

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Look closer

Is that a fucking parrot?

Holy fucking shit, this game has parrots. If you don't know by now, parrots kick ass. Way to surprise me you assholes, I guess I'll play the game for a few more minutes.

This game sucks, look at this.

 

 

Oh god it's hay or something on a fucking stick and I can't walk past it what the fuck

 

Oh my god this makes so much more sense, you can walk past it if you cut the upper part, this game rocks and I fucking love puzzles

 

The combat in this game is really goddamn good, just look at this intense video right here (click on it faggot)

Holy shit look at this badass mushroom I wont even fight this fuck it

Look at these bad asses they get so much laid in game with their Naruto headgear god damn

I fucking hate this game, my eyes can barely take on the amount of faggotry portrayed in the image above.

My last seconds in the game AND WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE YAWNING AND WHISTLING?

Pro's:

- Parrots 

- Easy to uninstall

Cons:

- Art style sucks

- This shit plays a yawning animation every 2 seconds

- Gameplay sucks, explains why everyone ingame is yawning

- Your grandmother can solve these puzzles

- There's a new puzzle level every 30 character levels

- Lack of customisation

- Classes are gender locked

- The parrot is only shown in the tutorial god damn it

- Same shitty sound is played over and over and fucking over

- I want to wipe my ass with this game but I cant

HEVA Online

Hi there, this is my very first review about a pretty shitty game, I hope it'll help you decide what kind of game it is.

The game's called HEVA online, I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean but I've seen worse names for an MMO.

HEVA is a side-scrolling beat-em-up game. It's kind of like Dragonica, except there's pirates and it's shitty.

Now, I'm sure when you saw the logo of the game up there, you thought "God damn, look at that fucking logo, there's   arrows and all that shit pointing at places, this game must be bad ass"

Well think again.

Does this look bad ass? Fuck no it doesn't.

So I thought fuck it, the characters look like faggots but that doesn't have to mean the game is bad
(who the fuck am I kidding?). So I clicked start, and I get thrown into a dungeon.

 Look at this bad ass 

You start as a level 60 in a dungeon, they're trying to show end game stuff and show me how awesome this game is at later levels but jesus christ I'm not impressed at fucking all. I would expect myself to ride on some goddamn boat in the sea with a parrot on my shoulder, a missing leg and one eye. They show all these pirate shit on their website but all you get is some fag with regular armor. The skills suck ass too, there's only 2 at level 60, one that makes you spin around like some silly asshole and another does an uppercut. Seriously? I get those kind of skills at level 1 on other shitty games. Why can't I get a fucking pirate cannon or something like on their dumbass 'Game Start' button?

Anyways, like every game, you do some shitty quests, they're pretty easy since it shows you where to go when you click on the quest. So I had to kill 5 of these shellfish. Fun right?

The only fun thing about this stupid shit is that the shellfish looks like he smoked some pretty good shit

 

feels good man

Then I met some Korean guy who gave me all his items because he was quitting this fucked up game, I was close to quitting too, the lag was un-fucking-bearable. For some fucked up reason, your first attack would never count, after that, the attacks land pretty well, you don't notice the lag that much but when you try to pick up items or use a skill you have to wait for a few goddamn seconds, makes you want to wipe your ass with this game.

  This man knows how much this game sucks

So, after noticing how much this game sucks and how there are no goddamn pirates or parrots in this game, I quit after I walked pointlessly around the town a little.

fun

Here's a video of my last seconds in the game.

Pro's:

- There's a pirate on their homepage

- High shellfish

Cons: 

- Lack of pirates in game

- No parrots

- Lag

- The characters look like fags

- Can't choose your class

- Lack of character customization

- Endgame probably sucks ass

- Has no uninstall function

- Fuck this game

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