Final Quest

This game is called Final Quest, sounds epic right? Look at that goddamn banner, so I guess this game is pretty freaking good aint it? Well you got it wrong, this game sucks ass. Here's a word of advice, never venture into the Korean MMO world by yourself. You will be deceived by nice looking logo's, pictures of awesome gameplay elements like puzzling and pirate NPC's but will be let down by shitty gameplay and you will uninstall that stupid fucking shit in 30 minutes after spending a good one and a half hours downloading and registering for it. This game is a perfect example.

When you enter their website, you will be greeted by puzzle pieces, how wonderful, I fucking love this game. Puzzles are great.

Look at these puzzle pieces damnit

  How nice, it's a sidescrolling game with puzzle elements! I'm always up for challenges since MMO's are too easy. This game looks pretty neat, I'll try and not be too harsh. I opened up the game, and it didn't take long for me to notice that this game probably sucks pretty bad. There's a warrior, mage and archer, why can't this fucking stupid developer not add anything cool like a summoner, bard or a goddamn pirate? Way to be generic, assholes. And holy damn, you can't even choose your gender AND HOLY FUCKING DAMN YOU CANT EVEN CUSTOMISE YOUR CHARACTER. So I have to pick this shitty female archer. Fuck. I fucking hate this game. So anyways, this is the first thing you see.

 

This game is fucking creepy too

  Alright, so I guess this game has some of the worst fucking art I've seen in any game. Oh well, who gives a shit about art, let's play the game.

Look at the graphics of this game holy fucking shit and you can fight monsters in this game oh my fucking god

These graphics look really shitty to my eye, it doesn't look that bad, but it looks like they tried to mix anime with real life and it turned out to be shit. The gameplay is really generic, you press d and it keeps repeating the same animation and the character lets out an 'URGH' every time she shoots out an arrow, what the shit is up with that? It's fucking annoying. As soon as I'm about to close this shit game, suddenly, this shit game surprises the fuck out of me. Look at this:

 

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Look closer

Is that a fucking parrot?

Holy fucking shit, this game has parrots. If you don't know by now, parrots kick ass. Way to surprise me you assholes, I guess I'll play the game for a few more minutes.

This game sucks, look at this.

 

 

Oh god it's hay or something on a fucking stick and I can't walk past it what the fuck

 

Oh my god this makes so much more sense, you can walk past it if you cut the upper part, this game rocks and I fucking love puzzles

 

The combat in this game is really goddamn good, just look at this intense video right here (click on it faggot)

Holy shit look at this badass mushroom I wont even fight this fuck it

Look at these bad asses they get so much laid in game with their Naruto headgear god damn

I fucking hate this game, my eyes can barely take on the amount of faggotry portrayed in the image above.

My last seconds in the game AND WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE YAWNING AND WHISTLING?

Pro's:

- Parrots 

- Easy to uninstall

Cons:

- Art style sucks

- This shit plays a yawning animation every 2 seconds

- Gameplay sucks, explains why everyone ingame is yawning

- Your grandmother can solve these puzzles

- There's a new puzzle level every 30 character levels

- Lack of customisation

- Classes are gender locked

- The parrot is only shown in the tutorial god damn it

- Same shitty sound is played over and over and fucking over

- I want to wipe my ass with this game but I cant