21 December 2009

Justi Show

Look at this banner right fucking here. It's in Korean and you can't understand shit. Well me neither, but I'll tell you what, this game is actually pretty goddamn decent. First of all, look at this damn website.


"Holy fucking shit", you're thinking, "This site fucking kicks ass, there's so much epicness going on I might die from a cardiac arrest". Well you're right, you might die, this website is bad ass. There's some fucking spiderman guy, that one machine gun boss from NAM-1975 (that game is fucking awesome) and look at that monsters freaking claws, it rules.

So you get to pick from 3 characters, a kid, a girl and a fucking badass. You can only change the hairstyle and hair color. All the characters have their own skills and they're all fighters as far as I know.


This guy is the fucking man

 This is a side-scrolling beat-em-up game kind of like Double Dragon. The graphics suck ass but it's pretty fun to beat shit up.



 There's a pretty decent amount of skills, and they aren't too flashy, just uppercuts, double jabs etc.


Look at these skills

The monsters in this game are really fucked up, look at this weird shit.



Inspector Gadget is in this game holy mother of god

 When you beat enough of these dumb shits, you gain CP (I know what you're thinking asshole) points, which if you fill up, you get to transform into a robot. You heard me right asshole, a fucking robot.


This game rocks, try and prove me otherwise dumbass

When you beat up some stupid flying robots, they drop weapons you can pick up and beat some gimp ass with.


Here's me about to kick some serious ass


Look at this smug ass suit, LOOK AT IT


 So, this game is actually pretty good. It would be nice if the combat was a little faster and more fluid. The graphics kind of suck ass too.


Pro's:
- Decent gameplay
- Decent amount of skills
- Inspector Gadget is in this game

- This guy











Cons:
- Shitty graphics
- Shitty monsters
- Combat is kinda slow
- Monsters stand up too slow after they fall down
- They could of made this a great game but the assholes didn't

6 comments:

Sasasing said...

Is that motherfucking Chuck Norris shooting a goddamn fucking Machine Gun while raging furiously on their website?

This game could have been so awesome...

Dead Snipe said...

Fucking awesome

Kawaii said...

God damn this died quick.

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King Xero said...

I didn't forget about the blog, it's just that I cant find a game right now. I've tried to sign up for 2 games but both of them had some kind of SMS authentication so I thought fuck it. I'll review something soon.

Anonymous said...

ILL REVIEW SOMETHING SOON.

-3 years later-